Swingtown10:00 PM, CBSDoes the name Harry Reems mean anything to you? If you remember the 1970s, you'll recognize his name; he was the biggest male porn star of the era. He appears in this new episode, played by an actor (Rick D. Wasserman, "24"), in which the Deckers (Grant Show, Lana Parrilla) host a fundraiser for an actor in legal trouble. Yes, the real Reems did get in trouble over "Deep Throat."
Soundstage10:00 PM, PBSHave you kept on loving REO Speedwagon? Don't fight the feeling. More than three decades after releasing its first record, the band is still rocking. In this new installment of the concert series, Speedwagon takes the stage to perform a crowd-friendly assortment of its hits, including "Keep on Loving You," "Take It on the Run," "Can't Fight This Feeling" and more.
Fear Itself10:00 PM, NBCYou get the feeling he didn't get his nickname because he watches a lot of Food Network? In this new tale, a rookie police officer (Elisabeth Moss) gets a scary assignment on her first night at the station: baby-sitting a serial killer known as The Eater. As if that weren't enough to make her shudder, her fellow officers start exhibiting bizarre behavior. Russell Hornsby and Stephen R. Hart also star in "Eater."
PGA Tour Golf3:00 PM, GOLFBy all accounts, the inaugural AT&T National was a rousing success -- but what else is expected when Tiger Woods is the host? The only disappointing part for the world's top golfer is that he finished tied for sixth, seven shots behind K.J. Choi, who posted his sixth career PGA Tour win, the most ever by an Asian-born player. Like 2007, when 139,000 fans enjoyed the holiday weekend golf, another huge gallery will roam Maryland's Congressional Country Club.
Good Times6:15 PM, TCMBang-bang, someone should've shot this idea down. One of many misguided attempts by pop stars to grab a piece of the Beatles' success with "A Hard Day's Night," this 1967 musical stars a very young Sonny and Cher, back when they were still making literal and figurative beautiful music together. A producer (George Sanders) wants to put them in a movie, which leads to a bunch of fantasy sequences spoofing various film genres. Cher proved years later that she's a terrific actress, but you'd never know it from this.
Last Dance6:30 PM, SHOThe mid-1990s gave us a great movie about death row. It was called "Dead Man Walking." Even if this 1996 drama hadn't been released the year after "Dead Man," it would still pale in comparison. Its only bright spot is Sharon Stone, who can look hot even as a 12-year resident of death row. But the character doesn't give us any reason to root for her, being guilty of a double murder and all. And Rob Morrow brings little to the role of the rookie lawyer who makes it his mission to get her life spared. Did we mention "Dead Man Walking" is a great movie? Watch that instead.
Smallville8:00 PM, CWIf you've seen the movie "My Super Ex-Girlfriend," you know the dangers of messing with a girl who has superpowers. In this episode, Lana (Kristin Kreuk) absorbs Clark's (Tom Welling) powers and breaks into Lex's (Michael Rosenbaum) safe. She picks up some incriminating information and takes it to Lois and Grant (Erica Durance, Michael Cassidy), demanding an expose. Grant refuses, so Lana takes on Lex herself. This is gonna get ugly.
Ugly Betty8:00 PM, ABCShe's bending it like Beckham -- the spotlight, that is. Wilhelmina (Vanessa Williams) has cause to regret asking Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham to be in her wedding when the bridesmaid steals all her thunder. She hasn't seen anything yet, though; Bradford (Alan Dale), her groom, is about to commit the mother of all thunder stealers. America Ferrera, Tony Plana and Eric Mabius also star in "Nice Day for a Posh Wedding."
The Ten8:15 PM, SHOAn intriguing ensemble cast puts surprising spins on the Ten Commandments in this comedy, which the truly religious may have some trouble finding the humor in. Think of any canon of the tablets that can be broken, and it pretty much is here. Co-stars Paul Rudd and Ken Marino also co-produced the film, and the other actors on hand include Winona Ryder, Liev Schreiber, Jessica Alba, Ron Silver, Gretchen Mol, Oliver Platt and Bobby Cannavale.
Grey's Anatomy9:00 PM, ABCFor those who watch for the soap, not the medicine, this episode is a veritable Suds-O-Rama. Callie (Sara Ramirez) confronts Izzie (Katherine Heigl) about her tryst with George (T.R. Knight). Richard's (James Pickens Jr.) 18-year-old niece refuses further treatment for her cancer. And Norm (Edward Herrmann) botches a "you're dying" speech -- but that's OK; he gave it to the wrong patient. Oops.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation9:00 PM, CBSYou may need tissues for this one, as the victim of the week is a 3-year-old girl whose body is discovered in a packing box outside a comedy club. One clue leads the CSI team to a registered sex offender and his girlfriend, but the man denies any involvement in the child's death. But Catherine's (Marg Helgenberger) emotional investment in the case is pegging her skepticism meter in "A Thousand Days on Earth."
Supernatural9:00 PM, CWWho knew vampires had their own version of a date-rape drug? Sam and Dean (Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles) meet a female vampire (Mercedes McNab, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") who has no idea how she got that way. Turns out there's a vampire dude (Matthew Humphreys) who's hitting the bars and giving women blood cocktails. He also works his magic on Gordon (Sterling K. Brown), making him a more powerful adversary, in "Fresh Blood."