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STORM OF THE CENTURY
(1999)
King's first original miniseries, the three-part "Storm of the
Century" is actually somewhat underrated, if far too long at six
hours. Its first third is suspenseful and atmospheric, while its
final hour is riveting, with an unusually downbeat and bitter
ending. But getting there is the problem: the story feels stretched
to the breaking point and the casting is weaker than usual. Once
again, however, the villain comes through: Colm Feore is mesmerizing
as the demonic stranger who comes to a snowbound Maine island and
demands, "Give me what I want and I'll go away."
How 'bout a shorter pic?
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SOMETIMES THEY COME BACK
(1991)
Based on a tale from King's 1977 collection, "Night Shift," this
two- hour CBS TV-movie starred Tim Matheson ("National Lampoon's Animal House") as a teacher haunted by
the ghosts of three teen thugs who blamed him for their deaths years
earlier in a train accident. One of the few television versions of
his work that King was not directly associated with, "Sometimes ..."
had that movie-of-the-week feel and is generally forgotten now --
although it somehow spawned a direct-to-video
sequel!
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THE SHINING
(1997)
King, never a fan of Stanley Kubrick's 1980
film, controversially decided to adapt his book the way he thought
it should be done. He and frequent collaborator Mick Garris
came up with a six-hour miniseries that was scrupulously faithful to
the book in plot and incident (with the exception of a new,
"heartwarming" epilogue that is downright embarrassing), yet felt
bizarrely padded (see the "Harry Potter" movies for the same
problem). And as hard as Steven Weber tries as
doomed writer Jack Torrance, there's no way he can make you forget
Jack Nicholson's immortal
"Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
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THE LANGOLIERS
(1995)
ABC followed up "The Stand" with this four-hour adaptation of one
of King's strangest novellas, in which a plane, its crew and
passengers get thrown out of the space-time continuum, confronting
creatures who "eat" each second of reality after we've left it
behind. If you have trouble grasping that, try watching it. Some of
King's concepts simply don't translate well to the screen -- no
matter how hard the filmmakers try, the monsters here just look like
giant Pac-Men. Entertaining in a campy way, with a nutty performance
from Bronson Pinchot, but hard
to swallow nonetheless.
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KINGDOM HOSPITAL
(2004)
King's 13-part adaptation of Lars von Trier's ("Dogville") Danish miniseries is set in
a peculiar hospital populated by truly eccentric characters and
situated on some metaphysically unstable ground (i.e. it's haunted).
King makes von Trier's original cult hit even weirder by working a
talking anteater and even his own 1999 life-threatening collision
with a pickup truck into the story. Surely the most unusual offering
of its kind since "Twin Peaks" (which it
resembles), "Kingdom Hospital" was perhaps too odd for both the
network and audience, both of which cut off life support early in
its run.
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ROSE RED (2002)
King's first major "haunted house" tale since "The Shining,"
"Rose Red" wilts almost from the start. Nancy Travis is
irritatingly shrill as psychologist Joyce Reardon, who leads a team
of dysfunctional psychic researchers into a giant, cursed Seattle
mansion. The location exteriors and interior sets are superb, but
King says nothing new about the idea of "the evil place," which he
handled so masterfully with his Overlook Hotel. Interesting fact:
this was first developed for Steven Spielberg to
direct. From the "Maybe It Was Really Haunted file":
actor David Dukes died during
production -- with only his death scene left to film.
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GOLDEN YEARS
(1991)
King's first attempt at a season-long series lasted a paltry
seven episodes. Keith Szarabajka starred
as Harlan, an elderly janitor who begins getting younger after being
sprayed with a chemical at a secret lab. He hits the road with his
aging wife, pursued by shadowy government agents. "'The Fugitive' with gray hair
whiskers'" idea never really took off, and the crawling pace made
the viewer feel as if he or she was putting on the years that Harlan
was shedding. The "Golden Years," in this case, were
mercifully short.
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Don Kaye has covered
film, video, books and music for outlets like Fangoria, Revolver,
Guitar World, HorrorChannel.com, VideoScope, Billboard, Alternative
Press, Total Movie, Blabbermouth.net, Kerrang! and too many others
he's forgotten. He grew up watching all the shows in this article
instead of playing outside like a normal
kid.
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