Love, as the old song goes, may be sweeter the second time
around, but on "Rock Star:INXS" auditioning gets harder as you go
along. There's no room for error, and Dave and INXS are there to keep the
Rockers honest, making sure they learn from previous performances
and keep up the energy level.
Based on these criteria, our 14 Rockers did remarkably well. The
first thing you'll notice this time out is that they've moved into a
new space, an impressive performance stage similar to the inside of
a mystical temple -- dark, cozy and warmly lit. With the kick-ass
house band, commodious dance floor and great sound -- and with INXS,
Brooke Burke and Dave
Navarro in attendance and a chance to see the Rockers -- it just
might be the hippest stage in town.
But before the winner goes on to front INXS, he or she will have
to prove himself or herself here. Our Rockers have superior voices,
but to grab the rock-and-roll brass ring they'll have to show they
have that something extra that separates the great from the merely
good. Can they take criticism? Do they listen to what INXS, Dave and
their peers have to say? Can they take this feedback, positive and
negative, and put it into practice? Do they have the style and
charisma to truly evolve into a rock star? Monday night, the Rockers
were given a list of 14 songs with instructions to decide among
themselves who gets to sing what tune for Tuesday's performance.
Song selection has already become an issue -- MiG's choice of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on Monday
night nearly sank him. INXS and Dave are paying attention to the
comfort level of our Rockers -- who really connects with the song
and hits the emotional notes in addition to the musical ones?
It's Heather's turn to kick off
the show tonight ... wait, is that Heather? She's shed Monday
night's earthy cocoon, emerging in sexy, dark red leather pants and
a slinky top that shows off her butterfly tattoos. It's the perfect
outfit to sing Jefferson Airplane's
1967 smash "Somebody to Love."
This Top Ten hit put the Airplane on the musical map, making Grace Slick one of the sex symbols of
the Summer of Love. Heather certainly looks the part, and her
performance has a seductive, feline energy. And she knows the song
... perhaps a little too well. Her vocal hews to Slick's original a
little too closely, right down to her use of vibrato. It's a bold
move on her part, and her stylistic range impresses INXS. Jon tells
Heather straight out, "You were rockin'. You've got diversity. It's
great."
Next up is Marty, who also kicked his
style-meter up a notch, arriving on stage in a dapper outfit topped
by a rakish fedora. It's a Bowie-esque look that's perfect for his
song, Franz Ferdinand's alternative hit, "Take Me Out." The Scottish quintet
sports a heavy Bowie influence -- although this song is more
reminiscent of their biggest inspiration, fellow Scotsmen Orange
Juice -- and Marty has a great time. He's reined in the writhing
from Monday night's performance, but he still radiates energy
onstage -- he gets so excited when the song kicks into its funkily
angular chorus that his hat flies off his head. It's a triumph for
Marty, and all he wants is to do another song. The one song is
enough to impress INXS -- Tim assures Marty, "You really pulled it
off. Congratulations."
Daphna raises the
temperature of whatever room she enters. Growling her way through The Doors' "People Are Strange," her totally
in-the-moment performance (and wild mane of hair) has the leonine
grace of Jim Morrison, adding to the song's eerie eroticism with her
hard-boiled sensuality. Her outfit, complete with top hat, bondage
pants and a drum majorette's jacket over a bustier, only turns up
the heat -- she looks like the ringmaster for the psychedelic
carneys on the cover of The Doors' "Strange Days" album. And the look works
for Dave, who tells Daphna, "I love your style tonight."
This time out, Suzie remembers the lyrics
of her song, and her powerful voice is certainly up to the task of
Blondie's "Call Me." If anything, she adds some
flesh to the chilly Gorgio Moroder-produced original. Deborah Harry was sexy but distant when
she sang the theme to 1980's "American Gigolo." It fit the movie's
mood, and Suzie wins the crowd over with the powerful desire of her
vocal. She wins Andrew over too: "That was a ballsy choice to do a
Blondie song and you pulled it through. It was amazing."
Brandon looked a little
upset on Monday night's show when everyone was divvying up Tuesday
night's songs, but he must either have been bluffing or very lucky.
He couldn't have asked for a better song than "Hard to Handle," and the barefoot
singer again showed himself to be the group's heartland Rocker,
although you have to wonder what his Detroit peeps would make of
those painted toenails. INXS and Dave dug the performance, as Kirk
noted, "It was fantastic."
Jordis was either brave or
drew the short straw, because she was the Rocker who ended up with
Nirvana's "Heart Shaped Box." The Grunge icons
could become the hot potato of "Rock Star:INXS," the band whose
songs are almost radioactive. Unlike MiG, Jordis finds her way to
the heart of the song, possibly breaking the Cobain curse. Her
performance, in fact, not only blows Tim away but also moves him to
declare, "I think I love you."
Speaking of the Cobain curse, MiG, who needed to show INXS he was
more than a pretty face, was next up with The Kinks' "All Day and All of the
Night." He's certainly charismatic, and for someone who never sang
the song before, completely comfortable, but his experience in
musicals (he recently appeared in the West End production of "We
Will Rock You," the musical based on the music of Queen) could be a detriment. He "sells"
the song a little too hard; in rock, the trained, smooth phrasing of
Broadway can strike a false note (think of Sinatra's attempts at rock). INXS liked
MiG's improvement from the Monday night show and Garry notes "the
transition from rock performer to rock singer really showed through
tonight."
With her pigtails and diminutive stature, Deanna looks more like
Lolita than a Rocker. But her gritty rendition of The Clash's "Should I Stay or Should I Go" leaves no
doubt she's all grown up. Dave could not get over the fact that
she's "the tiniest bunny rabbit" but has "the voice of lion." The
Clash are special favorites of INXS, and Tim said she "nailed it."
Wil's next, and his take
on Jesus Jones' "Right Here, Right Now"
does little to dispel the impression that he's the mellowest Rocker.
He's also something of a crooner, which could put him at a
disadvantage among the bigger-voiced shouters. This time, he plays
to the whole room, but his watery performance goes nowhere. Says
Jon, "I wanted a lot more from you."
Jessica delivers an
ingratiating version of Cheap Trick's "I Want You to Want Me,"
but more than her performance, INXS is impressed by the way she
interacts with the band. (Giving your band mates their moment in the
spotlight goes a long way. It's like slipping the maitre d' a fifty
-- you'll be remembered kindly and taken care of.)
Tara, on the other hand,
takes the title of her song, The Eagles' "Take It Easy," literally. It's a
disconnected, rote run-through, not even changing the lyrics' gender
(which works for Bowie or Morrissey but less so when singing Jackson Browne). Tim notes that she
"didn't even change the arrangement" from The Eagles' version. You
have to wonder if she even likes the song. Playing in a noisy bar,
it would have been fine, but auditioning for a major rock band, it's
problematic.
Whatever her deficiencies, Tara at least has a good grasp on her
material. The shirtless and bandanna-wearing Neal (looking less like
his hero Mick Jagger than Axl Rose) seems to
completely misunderstand his song. Although Dave thinks he does a
good job, his over-the-top version of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Fortunate Son" turns John Fogerty's bitter irony into empty
braggadocio.
For the right way to rework a classic, check out Ty and J.D. Ty, whose appeal goes
way beyond his unique look, gives Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker" a ferocious modern
rock/funk edge. And J.D. (sporting a witty "American Vital" T-shirt)
completely rearranges The Mamas and the
Papas' classic "California Dreamin'," turning the
original's folk-rock into a dark, thrashy nightmare. He's still
intense, and the performance's control and gutsy power impresses.
Remember, who stays is up to you. As they used to say in New
York, vote early and often. See you next time with the results.